lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

  • LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
  • LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
  • HAHA FUCK FILCH
  • HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
  • FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
  • I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
  • NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

marvelcastsource:

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

— Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via artvevo)

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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